Stimulus checks
This is going to be a quick post since I"m at work and my official break is almost over (those of you that know me know that I have more unofficial time than a little, yet all my work gets done ahead of schedule).
*sigh* I realize I will offend some people, this will come off shady as hell and to that I say in my best Mrs. Jones voice..."Oh Well!"
I have heard and read many people bitching about being short changed when it came to their stimulus checks. I'm confused and need the help of my educated readers on this one. How the hell can you be short changed on something that is not owed to you? How is it everyone assumed that they would get the max? Niggers (and I do mean niggers, this has little to do with race) are complaining about bills that can't be paid, phones that can't be brought, clothes that have to be returned, because their dumb ass can't budget the money they have instead of budgeting a gift from the government. Lets be clear, we did not earn our stimulus checks. Its like a teacher curving a test grade because everyone did poorly, you didn't deserve that B so don't complain because you wanted an A. I'm tired of the shit already! You need money for an extra pair of shorts, condoms for the little whore you fucking, hotel room for the jump off you have on the side, for the bill you forgot to pay last month, for the tip for the dinner that someone else paid for, here is an odd idea, get another job or stay within your means!!!!!!! If you want to complain about a fucking gift, give that shit to me or give it back because I will be happy with what I get you ungrateful motherfuckers!
This has been a message from the desk of public relations at Shade Entertainment!
*sigh* I realize I will offend some people, this will come off shady as hell and to that I say in my best Mrs. Jones voice..."Oh Well!"
I have heard and read many people bitching about being short changed when it came to their stimulus checks. I'm confused and need the help of my educated readers on this one. How the hell can you be short changed on something that is not owed to you? How is it everyone assumed that they would get the max? Niggers (and I do mean niggers, this has little to do with race) are complaining about bills that can't be paid, phones that can't be brought, clothes that have to be returned, because their dumb ass can't budget the money they have instead of budgeting a gift from the government. Lets be clear, we did not earn our stimulus checks. Its like a teacher curving a test grade because everyone did poorly, you didn't deserve that B so don't complain because you wanted an A. I'm tired of the shit already! You need money for an extra pair of shorts, condoms for the little whore you fucking, hotel room for the jump off you have on the side, for the bill you forgot to pay last month, for the tip for the dinner that someone else paid for, here is an odd idea, get another job or stay within your means!!!!!!! If you want to complain about a fucking gift, give that shit to me or give it back because I will be happy with what I get you ungrateful motherfuckers!
This has been a message from the desk of public relations at Shade Entertainment!
posted by Jay at
12:35 PM
13 Comments:
**I am DAMNIT! and I approve this message!!!!
~Damnit!
President & CEO
SHADE ENTERTAINMENT PRODUCTIONS, Inc.
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bLaQ~n~MiLD, at 1:07 PM
LMAO @ This has been a message from the desk of public relations at Shade Entertainment!
I guess you told them!
I have to agree. Annually at my job we get "Incentive" checks. I hear more complaints about that check then I do about their regular checks. I'm like damn, it's an incentive. You want more, do better!
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Acoustic Soul, at 6:00 AM
This is such a shady post LMAO. It is what it is. I could care less shit I spent it. It was free money LOL (I think lol.) Like I said I got the MAX so I wasn't complaining...
I cant help but wonder which part of this post is truth and who it pertains too lol. The details are too well put together.......Its funny how people read blogs but rarely comment on blogs but every now and again you stumble on a post like so.....
It is what it is.
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Promiscuous X, at 7:47 AM
I don't believe many people knew there was a minimum and a maximum. I was told that there was a stimulus check and it was for 600. If you had a dependant then you got 900. I was expecting 600. So when i got a check that said less, I was confused. I don't view myself as ignorant, nor a nigger.
Yes I was upset and yes I had plans for my 600. That doesn't mean I can't budget myself with my normal check. You need to keep in mind of the less fortunate ones that don't have a decent check were looking forward to the stimulus check to help them; the whole purpose of the check!
I don't wanna be the one that goes against the feeling of agreement here but I'm not going to sit here and watch you generalize this. you have some people who are greedy and wanted everything they could get just so they can have it. There are also some that looked forward to the check because they genuinely needed it!
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fuzzy, at 8:13 AM
only commenting again so i can get the responses emailed to my cell phone! 8-)
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fuzzy, at 8:15 AM
Fuzzy,
I have a couple questions. Who told you that the minimum was $600 and that the maximum was $900? Clearly instead of relying on what other people tell you, it would benifit you more to investigate the facts yourself. Fact is that there are millions of people that got the 'minimum' $300 Stimulous (not free by the way for those that complain about national debt...) check whom paid NO INCOME TAXES IN THE FISCAL YEAR 2007! The amount awarded (yes, AWARDED) to an individual was based on their 'taxible income'. So for instance, a senior citizen with no taxible income was still given the minimum so long as they filed taxes. Which brings up another subject about people who argue that the rich don't pay their fair share in taxes. Simple mathmatics refutes that argument (excluding the super wealthy who shelther their money in stocks or off shore accounts) in that if I made 50K in 2007 and you made 25K, if we were both taxed 10% I'd clearly have paid more in taxes than you. Therefore when it comes time for the stimulous, if based on taxible income (which is it) I'd get the full amount whereas you'd get the minimum. And honestly I gave the lower income bracket the benifit of assuming a 'FLAT' tax which this country does not have. Fact is at 50K my tax liability would be more like 15% where as at 25K yours would be at 8%. No, the percentages are not real however the spread is damn near that drastic. Therefore, before you run around being upset that you didn't get the full amount, sit down and calculate how much you've put in compared to others and THEN we'll talk. All above all, be grateful for the lil bit you did get cause at the end of the day, it could've been NOTHING!
~Damnit!
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bLaQ~n~MiLD, at 4:17 PM
In response to x- this post was written out of frustration and not directed at any one person in particular, but a collection of people. Over the past two weeks I have read and heard the bitching over these checks and my level of annoyance got to a point where I needed to release it.
In response to fuzzy- someone please correct me if I'm wrong but a nigger is someone that is ignorant and ignorance is not knowing, so didn't he just admit to being a nigger? The point of the post was to inform all those less forunate to shut the fuck up and be grateful for the gift that the government gave to them. The problem I have is two part: 1. People complain about not getting the max or not knowing there was a min or max, but never bothered to read any of the literature that was out there, they just went on hear say. 2. Once again, its a fucking gift, be grateful for it! If you want to cry about something cry about gas prices and congress unwillingness to drill off the alaskan shore.
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Jay, at 1:47 PM
**I am DAMNIT! and I approve this message!!!
~Damnit!
President & CEO
SHADE ENTERTAINMENT PRODUCTIONS, Inc.
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bLaQ~n~MiLD, at 3:26 PM
Obama said that he will send out another stimulus check (if needed) if he is elected president.
Maybe that will be enough incentive to vote him as our next president!
YES WE CAN!
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ShawnQt, at 4:00 PM
God forbid that we should look forward to a stimulus check from Obama and not get it. That would be such a tragedy. :-|
I wonder since I can't blame bush for my Stimulus check, how will Future President Barack Obama be able to deal us another one?
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fuzzy, at 4:35 PM
WOW...and HA HA...this really was a shady post..but it was funny none the less. I see where you are coming from Jay...people were counting on it, and then when it didnt come out the way they expected it, they were messed up...I was like that too...until I didnt get mine and I didnt know why...so I had to make other arrangements...and now I can expect mine this week. But I also want to add a little knowledge, the stimulus checks are more of a loan. Whatever amount you get this year, 300, 600, 900, 1200...etc, that amount will come out of next years tax refund...so hell its not really nice...I want all my money in January/February! LOL.
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Thoughts, at 8:58 AM
I can smile at this one! :-) someone's been served!
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fuzzy, at 9:07 AM
why would someone wanna have a group that brings shade to people? seems kinda low and degrading to me! Has a childish ring to it as well! some rant! lol
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Raw Thoughts, at 10:57 PM
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