random thoughts at work

Ok I'm at work blogging from my phone breaking several company rules right now...ask me if I give a damn. For those of you that don't know I work in a call center for a wireless company that will remain nameless (primarily because they keep changing it) but I work in the offline department. I process bulk request that come in from our corporate accounts. To track our work, we are supposed to keep account of all transactions we make and enter it into this tracking system we have. The system generates how much time it should take to process each transaction and gives us a productivity score. Our score is supposed to be between 94-115%. For the past 5 days mine has been over 150, maxing out at 264% yesterday. I don't fudge my numbers, just a hard worker. So my scores are high, I don't see the fucking problem, but apparently it is. So, me being me, I asked what they wanted me to do since my number is a reflection of the work I'm doing. I was told to lie. What!?!! Even though I think I'm a good liar, this is not something I like doing. Shit, I think I may have told 2 lies this year if that. So I ask, "let me get this straight, you want me to continue to do the work I'm doing, but only put down that I did half of it?" two managers simply told me, "do what you have to to get your number lower." Oh hell no...either I'm getting credit for all the work I'm doing or I'm doing less. This is some bullshit. I'm not playing this game. I know when you work in corporate america you have to play the game, but this is one I won't play (unless it affects my paycheck).

On another note, I plan on posting another post soon. Not sure if its going to be another pleasure principle or a post concerning a bullshit ordinance that cities around the country are trying to push through. Stay tuned. Well I guess I should get back to work since I'm not on break.