It time ladies and gentleman for "WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING?" this will be a brief true story that will have you asking, are you serious?
While warming up my food for lunch I noticed one of our union reps name was crossed out. I didn't pay it too much attention, as tim (not his real name), is rarely at work. I assumed he was out too much sick or just gave up on the union.
Heading back to my desk I see two union reps. Hmm, I look at my coworker with a, what's going on, look. These are like the two head union reps for our department, one of which work in the other building. I only see these 2 together when someone gets fired so I knew something was up. My coworker ignored my glance and kept walking, so I did the same. Then I see the third union rep that make up the firing squad, whenever someone gets fired, all three are normally together. It tripped me out because she is actually on vacation. "Yo what's going on?" I had to ask. He got on the elevator and didn't say anything.
The doors closed and his mouth opened. "They probably here because of tim," before I could ask why he continued. "He got fired today." For a straight guy he gossips more than a little bit. "Get this, he downloaded porn from his home computer to his phone. He couldn't get it to work on his phone so he sent it to his email at work and downloaded it to his desktop. He was caught watching gay porn at his desk."
"His desktop? Please tell me you mean he bought his laptop in from home and not the job computer." I didn't want to believe tim was that dumb. As a union rep he has to know watching porn at your desk is a fireable offense as while as downloading non-job related things to your computer. I mean they fired one of the top managers without blinking an eye for his first offense.
"Yea the company computer." Dumbass.
Now I want to know what porn was so good it is worth losing your job for, because I have to get it! (Yes A I will get you your own copy and greg will be the first to download and make copies...lol). I mean most of us have done questionable things at work (shit I did one today, but what I do in the bathroom in the stall by myself is my business...lmao) but to do it out in the open, to do it where there is no question you will get caught is just stupid as hell.
While warming up my food for lunch I noticed one of our union reps name was crossed out. I didn't pay it too much attention, as tim (not his real name), is rarely at work. I assumed he was out too much sick or just gave up on the union.
Heading back to my desk I see two union reps. Hmm, I look at my coworker with a, what's going on, look. These are like the two head union reps for our department, one of which work in the other building. I only see these 2 together when someone gets fired so I knew something was up. My coworker ignored my glance and kept walking, so I did the same. Then I see the third union rep that make up the firing squad, whenever someone gets fired, all three are normally together. It tripped me out because she is actually on vacation. "Yo what's going on?" I had to ask. He got on the elevator and didn't say anything.
The doors closed and his mouth opened. "They probably here because of tim," before I could ask why he continued. "He got fired today." For a straight guy he gossips more than a little bit. "Get this, he downloaded porn from his home computer to his phone. He couldn't get it to work on his phone so he sent it to his email at work and downloaded it to his desktop. He was caught watching gay porn at his desk."
"His desktop? Please tell me you mean he bought his laptop in from home and not the job computer." I didn't want to believe tim was that dumb. As a union rep he has to know watching porn at your desk is a fireable offense as while as downloading non-job related things to your computer. I mean they fired one of the top managers without blinking an eye for his first offense.
"Yea the company computer." Dumbass.
Now I want to know what porn was so good it is worth losing your job for, because I have to get it! (Yes A I will get you your own copy and greg will be the first to download and make copies...lol). I mean most of us have done questionable things at work (shit I did one today, but what I do in the bathroom in the stall by myself is my business...lmao) but to do it out in the open, to do it where there is no question you will get caught is just stupid as hell.
12 Comments:
Ohhh no!!!! that is so embrassing!
One time, I was on a gay site at work, and I had to go to a meeting, so I minimized the window for a sec. As I'm in the meeting, my boss goes on to my computer to check his email.
WHY ARE U ON MY COMPUTER! I was in the meeting nervous as hell. I was thinking, Im going home after this. Let me start thinking about leaveing now.
So he leaves my comp, the meeting is over, and I go back to my computer, and the window is still minimized. Now usually when u open the internet it opens the current window. Thank goodness I minimized two, and the last one I was on was Yahoo.com!
LOL
By ShawnQt, at 12:50 PM
OMG at the bathroom stall. LOL Knowing you I wouldn't doubt it either. just kidding.
I can't believe someone would even dare do that in this day/age/time. Everyone is looking, everything is keeping track.
By Ty, at 3:12 PM
I was wondering where I read this before... I saw it in a text you sent out! I was having a major moment over here, lol! Ummm, yea real dumb on his part! I wanna be one of the ones that monitor the accounts. How do I sign up for that job?
By fuzzy, at 8:24 PM
goodness gracious...what unbridled foolishness!!
By Omar Ramon, at 9:16 PM
ummmm hate to tell ya, but uhhhh yea, ya boy tim, yea he's an ass.
Rendevous in the stalll hmmmm. I LIKE. I LIKE.
Let me guess tim is white ???? Yup I'm a racist lol.
lol @ shawn. U notty-notty boy lol
By Promiscuous X, at 9:29 PM
No x tim is black. I hope the story isn't true, hope he got fired for something else.
By Jay, at 4:54 AM
work is like church to me
there are things that should not even crosse your mind
this it what happens when people get too bored or too comfortable at work
(shaking head)
P.s : can i have a copy of that video lol
By Soldier, at 6:26 AM
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By Soldier, at 6:27 AM
m sorry i just have to add
WHAT THE FUCK WAS HE THINKING
lol
By Soldier, at 6:44 AM
Dude was itchin to get fired! It was all part of his (dumb) master plan. And yes, let me know what flick he was watchin cause my finger is damn near on the DOWNLOAD button lol.
By Jersey Brotha, at 9:11 PM
Well, I can only say that I am glad my job is not that strict. I am on adam and bgc all night long at the hotel. My manager is totally aware and could are less. I love having laid back jobs. I am cracking up about the j/o session in the restroom. I have had one of those before. It was rejuvenating.
By Tyson, at 3:55 PM
There are some things at work you just don't do...people will have to learn the hard way.
By Anonymous, at 8:48 AM
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