Brain Freeze

Ok for the second week in a row I waited until Sunday to write a short story. Each week I had the story in my head. I had the concept, opening paragraph and the ending all planned out. I had all these things ready for Sunday, but on Sunday I drew a blank. Everything I thought about is gone. So now I’m seating here watching football (yeeaaa football) and looking at this screen trying to decide if I want to try to post or fully enjoy my game.

Random thoughts

I was going to draw this thought out into a long post but I don’t have the time to devote the energy into it, so here it is in a nut shell. Some cities across this country are looking to ban sagging pants. They want to make it against the law for your pants to sag below your waist, exposing your underwear. Hmm, let me understand this correctly, I would be unable to lower my pants exposing another article of clothing because someone else doesn’t like seeing the other article of clothing. Two things about this issue, number 1 your eyes should be leveled with mine not my ass. If you are looking at my ass I hope you like what you see and do say hello. Number 2, does this mean we will be making laws against some of the shirts and skirts women wear? They wear low cut shirts that expose the top of their breast. I’m just saying if I can’t show the top of my boxers/briefs, then they can’t show skin. These short skirts have to go as well. Most girls put colorful stockings on with these skirts, but please correct me if I’m wrong, aren’t stockings undergarments? Land of the free? Free expression? Hmm, I guess not.

Ok, I’ve been procrastinating about moving but it is time. I understand my mom needs help with the bills, but I will be unbothered when I leave. I can’t stay here anymore. So, no more drinking, no more dining and no more hotels, because I need to save. I am a simple man, so my furniture and decorations will be also, but I will need furniture when I move in. I’m looking for a move in date of January 1st, but if I can do it earlier I’m jumping on it.

For my football fans I will be posting shortly about my favorite college team Notre Dame. I shouldn’t admit that that is my favorite team right now because they are winless right now, but they have bigger issues for me than their record. Any one that keeps up with Notre Dame, can you please tell me what’s the difference between the current coach and the coach before him?